Sarah Palin found to actually be an evil space-alien bent on enslaving humanity

(AP)In the midst of all the scandals revolving around republican V.P. Candidate Sarah Palin including allegations that her child is actually her grandchild, that she was part of the Alaskan independence party, and that there were naked pictures of her online, we have the most breaking new yet: Sarah Palin has been found to be an evil gay space alien that is trying to entrance humanity in a hypnotic spell and make us all slaves to the evil empire. Investigators have been summoned to put Mrs. Palin under severe scrutiny to see if this allegation is true or not.

In the formal charge, there was suspected evidence that Sarah Palin is actually working undercover in human disguise for the evil galatic overlord Xeon and is on a secret mission on Earth to plant a mind-control device that would be used to turn all of humanity into mindless slaves. Further claims are that democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama is also an evil space alien that is working with Sarah Palin to ensure that humanity becomes mindles slaves to the evil alien empire. Although there is no real evidence supporting these allegations, there have been some photo-shopped images that are somewhat convincing of the case against both Sarah Palin and Barack Obama. If investigators are to find that these allegations are true and that Sarah Palin and Barack Obama are both in fact evil space aliens working under the alien overlord Xeon, this scandal would turn out to be the biggest one of all time in the face of American politics. It would also give the defense secretary more weight in argueing for the orbital defense shield which was originally intended to intercept ICBM’s coming towards the United States and its allies but now will be given additional capabilities to intercept alien spaceships as well.

Now, you’ve probably guessed that this story is not true. But it does show you the retarded-ness of American politics. Tabloids, and not issues and facts have been deciding who wins elections for the longest time. Some stories that have had effect with American people include: